Tuesday, February 8, 2011

I hate you because I hate you.

I lovvvvvvvvvvvve certain celebrities- love them: Britney Spears, Robin Wright, Tom Hanks, Jay-Z, Lauren Conrad, the late Steve Irwin... to name a few. Celebs that just struck a chord with me before and I pretty much am always happy to see them.

On the same token, some celebrities really chap my hide. Some with lots of merit, others with little and some with no merit at all - yet my dislike for them is palpable and prevalent. In the cases of some, it's a genuine dislike for a reason, in other cases- I merely love to dislike them. Either way, in my real life- I tend to get to know people before I dislike them (imagine that) so my shallow dislike- ya, ya, I take it out on the celebs.
Celebrities I hate:


LeAnn Rimes

Honestly, from the second this girl had her first hit and I was about 11 years old - I had negative feelings about her. She just bugs me so much- I hate her horse teeth, her beady eyes, her stupid demeanor... ugh, dislike her. And what do you know- fast forward to last year and we find out she actually is an ugly person- I was right!

Madonna

I can't really get into her and I will probably never be a fan of women who rock Michael Jordan arms. She needs to take some style cues from her gorgeous daughter.

Jesse Jackson

If anyone thinks they're about to be offended due to Jesse Jackson's alleged "cause" then hold on just a second before you cast judgment. I am all for equality. I was raised to think I was no better than anyone else merely by my skin tone and I take no issue with anyone bringing attention to unjust practices that are rooted in racism. I DO however take issue with this joke of a man. Jesse Jackson is by far the most racist person I noticeably see in our modern pop culture. He swarms into issues, often without full understanding and brings race into an issue when it often has to do with the subject's behavior. He uses "Civil Rights" as a way for him to continually further his own ego and put his name in the papers. For God's sake, right after Michael Jackson died, within an hour the news stations were stating "Jesse Jackson has arrived on the scene"- oh thank God, we couldn't possibly handle the death of a beloved musical icon without you there reminding us he was black. I know Michael was black and I embraced everything about him regardless because that's what life is like when you don't see race in the forefront of your mind... and for you to come out and bring attention to yourself shows your true racist and fame-whoring colors (PS- do you even know what Michael Jackson's overall message was??) . He bugs me the most because him and his ego have a following. You are officially voted off the island. Ta-Ta now.


Paris Hilton
Because she looks like an overcooked chicken and has pretty much yet to prove herself as anything but a dimwit. Honestly, if you're going to look like such a generic dumba**, why don't you prove people wrong and actually do something worthwhile... and maybe get a dog that you can't fit into a stroller.

Fergie
Love her songs but she bugs the sh*t out of me. Perhaps I'm just bitter that she snagged Josh Duhamel even though she has methface.

Queen Latifah
Because she is the world's worst actress (has anyone noticed this?? She's horrible) and actually had the balls (and I do think she has them) to start her name with the word "Queen".

Anne Hathaway. 
Plain and simple- I think she's one of those Thespians in high school who sings as she goes down the hall and thinks she's hot sh*t when really, she's nothing but an annoying wannabe with big boobs.

What celebrities bug the &*$% outta you??


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18 comments:

Katie said...

Haha, hilarious. I agree with most of these! For some reason the fact that Paris Hilton is famous for NOTHING amuses me. I mean, literally making something out of nothing. Anywayyy.

cecylia.com said...

Anne looks amazing in that photo though!!

this is me. said...

LC is one of my forever faves. Paris Hilton is a major no-no, Heidi Pratt of Speidi from The Hills and Justin Timberlake. Ugh. I'm sure there's more, but enuff with that hate. LOL.

Stevie said...

Ugh, I am so with you on the Leann Rimes thing. She just gets worse and worse with age.

I go back and forth on Anne Hathaway...sometimes she's ok, but other times she bugs the crap out of me.

OMG FERGIE. I do not understand the fuss over her. She looks like a man. And when she parts her hair down the middle (like she ALWAYS does), she looks even more mannish. Or more like a neanderthal. I just don't get it.

2 others on my list: Scarlett Johannson and Jennifer Garner.

bananas. said...

ah ha this list is so funny! i was actually thinking about all the celebs i can't stand and whaddya know...paris hilton is one of them. also on my list...kim and khloe kardashian (not kourtney cuz she's semi-normal besides her creepster boyfriend), nicki minaj, (though i have to admit i like one of her songs), jennifer lopez, heidi montag, angelina jolie and brad pitt. anne used to be on my list but she's grown on me.

Erika said...
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Erika said...

Personally, I find any celebrity whom is overexposed in the press to be obnoxious; I get tired of people quickly. :P

Leia said...

Bahaha! Anne Hathaway is my all-time favorite actress. I've never heard anyone say anything against her before! :P And I do think Paris could do a lot more - she's a lot smarter than she lets on - but even though she acts like an airhead I do think she's pretty. I'm totally not a fan of Fergie though!

This was such fun, Caitlin! :D

Leia

MissNeira said...

I soo agree with you! (except Anne Hathaway, shes adorable to me!)

xoxo
Miss Neira

Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl said...

All I can say is I never want to be disliked by you!!! lol If I'm once a celeb and you happen to hate me and post about it, I hope I'll never come across the post haha

P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR AMAZING SUPPORT!! Can't believe how much effort you've been putting into getting to this lil' interview of mine, awwww :))) Hope it's all worth it for you in the end ;-)

Megan said...

HAHHAHAH im laughing so hard at this one because I have my "lists" too! and many of yours are spot on with mine. Here goes:

LOVE: Britney, Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Tom Hanks, Natalie Portman (even though her campaigning for too many 'rights' bugs the shit out of me), Rachel Bilson, Sandra Bullock, Kristen Bell...

AM STARTING TO HATE: Anne Hathaway, Leighton Meester, Leann Rimes, Lady Gaga (girl better come out with some KILLER tunes to make up for her annoying antics)...

HATE HATE HATE: Paris Hilton, Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise, Jennifer Aniston, anyone who is a reality star who thinks they are a true celeb, Scarlett Johannsen, Mel Gibson...

My hate list could be longer to be honest, but I cut it off so I don't look like a total hater :-P

Enjoyed this post!! Have a great evening!

<3 Megan
http://www.suitcaseandstilettos.com

PorkStar said...

LMAO, no way! Fergie? I totally adore her, eventhough she peed her pants in the middle of a concert in South America because she couldn't hold it. Queen Latifah, I think she's cool and she claimed to have a female penis in the movie The Dilemma. Anne Hathaway, I love her and her boobs. Not because I'm a dude and she's totally hot, but because... well i like her. And her boobs. : )

mirmirfosho said...

i can feel your anger through my computer screen! eeep! i'm good with all of your "hates" except for anne hathaway. i think she is really adorable, plus ppl always tell me that as my celeb comparison. you included...so now i know your real feelings as you call me her....

Whitney said...

i've never liked madonna either!

Kinsey Michaels said...

I completely agree with your ENTIRE list except for Paris. I don't love or admire Paris, but I don't hate her either. On the other hand, I LOVE Kim Kardashian.

But anyways, back to hating...
I don't really like Jennifer Love Hewitt! Her weight seems to fluctuate like crazy, and she says some really strange things, they had a whole half-page dedicated to it in US Weekly. one of the tidbits was how she has engagement rings "on hold" at a jewelry store, just "in case". weird much?!!

Mari said...

I can't STAND BRITNEY SPEARS!! BLAHH (the blogsphere just exploded) but I save all of my celebrity hate for her!!

Jaime @ La vie...J'aime said...

totallly agree about leann and paris!

Jessica Polley said...

THANK YOU! I agree 100% on this list. Can each of them go away already?

The only one I'd add is Lindsay Lohan. Why do the tabloids still think we care about that low life?