Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Let me get this straight...

My 7th grade Math teacher was the best and the worst. The entire year of school- she rode me to the bone, always checking-in on my work and hounding me when test scores were low. The ensuing conversations with her were never friendly in demeanor but always demonstrative of her desire for me to succeed. Each encounter was colder and less inviting than the last yet I was eventually grateful for what she did for me: I loved her- and I hated her.
Always been a Harry gal myself.
Such is the feeling I have for the (presumably) female attendee who snapped and unleashed to the world the pictures of Prince Harry doing what you do in Vegas: getting naked with people you just met (obvviouusssly). Now I personally have never had that Vegasy experience (honest!)- but I'm certainly emphatically fine with those who do. After all- you're young, you're unattached and far be it from me to not encourage such activity: Live your life! Create memories! Sleep with a world-famous Prince!
The 'LOVE' part of my feelings towards her stem from the voyeuristic fact that the pictures made my effing day. Here was the Royal second-born (such as myself minus the 'royal' part) who- due to his likeliness of never becoming King himself- has the luxury of being a bit more immature than his older Brother. I LOVED the moment I saw the images. I laughed with joy and wanted to high-five him for reminding me that as high-powered as he is- he's just a young, immature guy like the rest of us. Thank you Party Girl photographer for giving me the glimpse into his world!
My girls and Me in Vegas last June. At least OUR stories stayed among the 3 of us.
But the 'HATE' part is obvious. Let me get this 'bloody' straight: Prince effing Harry and his entourage invite you and your likely low-budget, clamoring for free drinks, non-contributing zero friends up to his VIP Suite for a night of partying, drinks and experiences. The end result being an unheard of, carry-it-with-you-forever story which will inevitably amount in a lifetime of enthralled audiences when you play "2 Lies and 1 Truth" and your truth just so happens to be that you partied with Prince Harry. In Vegas. Butt-Naked. But you set all of that aside and instead of caring about this man who lives in a judgey, intense fishbowl ... you unleash his crown jewels to the world so creepy people like me can try and tell if the carpet matches the drapes.
Convo with my Girlfriend about the 'events' of the day-I'm blue, she's silver. Pretty much couldn't get enough!
Party girl photographer: Shame on you! You are the lowest of the low! (and I can't ever thank you enough!) 
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17 comments:

Megan said...

hahhha i dont even know what kind of comment to leave here so i just want you to know im laughing my butt off over here in the arctic.

Katie said...

What happened in Vegas should have stayed in Vegas! This is why Princes just can't trust people they randomly meet in casinos...

Charlotte said...

Haha, I feel the same way. I'm torn because I have been basically in love with prince harry since i was 9 so hellooo butt naked.. but then at the same time, since ive basically been in love with him since i was 9, i kind of feel sorry for the guy

That aside though, he has very sexy legs. He's my favourite royal x

Kate Sparkles said...

And yet, she's probably ruined it for a few girls too, I doubt he'll be this trusting from now on!

Pat Hatt said...

Hmmm not sure what to say, but I really don't need to see his butt naked display hahaha

rinniez said...

bahahahahahah oh caitlin! i hadnt even heard about this story but thanks for enlightening me and making me almost pee my pants from laughing so hard... do love myself a little prince harry!
:)
xx

Lindsey @ The Hill House said...

Ha! Yeah, I can see the love/hate thing here. :) And I agree...Totally dig Harry much more than his older brother. Although said older brother did manage to snag a pretty hot wife if you ask me.

Outside Looking In said...

This is am awesome post! Hilarious!!

Erika said...

Ohmigosh! I didn't realize that the photographs were...ummm...that risque! :P

Jax said...

I, too, am a Prince Harry girl. I never likes Prince William in the looks department. Why didn't I hear about his rendevouz in Vegas??? I'm off to google righ tnow!!

TheUrbanUmbrella said...

hhahahha oh manthis made me laugh. Totally agree, this girl is a fool. I have always thought Harry was super cute and when these came out my boyfriend was like "Great, go oogle your redheaded prince" hahahahha! I actually really like red hair, I think it's adorable! (don't hate!)

xoxo Bree
The Urban Umbrella

http://www.theurbanumbrella.com/

Style Journey said...

Ha ha! That was hilarious! I couldn't help myself and had to look at the photo. He is kind of cute :) Heather

| C AND C | Sarmin said...

Oh my, haven't heard about this until now...When did this happen? More importantly, where are the pics? On to Google I go.

Jessica Wray said...

hahaha yessss

Panty Buns said...

After studying the photographs there's no doubt that you and your girlfriends
look a lot more attractive that the woman who did the strip and tell on Prince Harry!
I think it's great that Prince Harry can go out and "hang loose" once in a while,
and I'm not surprised that his party-mate blabbed about it with her girlfriends - but really!
There was no call for selling it to TMZ. It's for sure Prince Harry won't be looking to party with her again.
Now if she'd been partying with me and I was running around in my panties,
THAT would have been fair game for peddling to the paparazzi. .

Kisti Belle said...

I EFFING love this post! And I love how you used your 7th grade math teacher as an example!
Amazing.

Jaime @ La vie...J'aime said...

i missed this whole Harry thing but cannot believe the photo!! what a moron though, really..he's a prince, of course people are gonna take pics of him!!