The epidemic of inadequate closet space in every home I've ever lived.
|Oh to be 24 again.|
Dijon Mustard: I want to like it, I do. But no.
Going to bed early.
People talking while I'm trying to watch a movie.
People getting mad at my friends and me for talking during a movie.
Looking at next month's picture in the calendar before it's time to change it #AnythingToMakeWorkExciting.
Portland's 'Plastic Bag' Ban.
People who 'check-in' at the gym every.single.day.
Any word that attaches 'ies' to the end of a female body part: Sick.
Eating the movie Popcorn during the previews.
Websites that automatically load songs: Especially when you have a lot of tabs open. WHEREEEE ARE YOU COMING FROM!?!?
Adopted pets being sent back to the shelter.
DVD racks in plain sight.
Unlined trash cans.
Motorcycle Revving: Save your $ and my hearing and please just stuff a sock down your pants instead!
The fact that tanning is bad for you.
Watching people drink their cereal-bowl milk. Shudder.
Hipsters & their effect on Portland's perception.
Sitting in the backseat of a two-door car.
People who don't like to tell self-deprecating jokes.
Bald lips: I love me some color.
Got anything you could do without to share today?