Tuesday, October 8, 2013

7 Things I'll Never Do Again

1)Live somewhere that isn't within walking distance to at least a coffee shop, a wine bar and a mart. 
^Me, July 2013 via Instagram @CaitieLady08. Left my place on foot and spent the day at a bookstore, an upscale vegan eatery, a gallery and an alehouse. All steps away from my front door.
I don't know how I will ever go back to driving to run my errands. I need to find a cool suburb to Mom out in when the time comes.

2) Stand on my bicycle, hold it between my legs and speed down a hill while doing the "Chicken Tonight" arm motion.

What a little badass I was when I was 7.

3) Buy cheap wine.
Lol. Jkz. Jkz.

4) Speak of loving "Pumpkin Spice Lattes".
I do like them, but casually mention it on social media like an ignorant chump? NEVER AGAIN.

5) Tell anyone a story about the 'crazy dream I had' that lasts more than one minute. No one cares.
(I reserve the right to take this back if a dream blows my mind)

6) Buy drain cleaner.
Do you have vinegar and baking soda in your house? Boom.

7) Visit the Vatican. 
^Me at the Vatican, June 2013. So beautiful, no?
I can sum up the Vatican like this: Art, Sculptures, Excessive Line, Heat,  Excessive Line, Heat (repeat). Glad I went but oy. The lines!

What's something you would never do again??
[First & last images are mine. Rest are from HERE.]


Pat Hatt said...

Never do again hmmmmm eat that gluten crap

Panty Buns said...

It would be wonderful to live within easy walking distance for errands and a vegan eatery (yum!). I drive for my errands. Those were the good old days when I was young enough to be able to withstand a fall and be unhurt. You WERE a badass at 7! Like you I will NEVER buy cheap wine again. Actually I don't drink any more so I don't buy any wine, but back when I did that cheap stuff tasted awful and made me sick as a dog. I want to try a Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. I had their skinny vanilla latte and it was delicious. I don't blame you for relating your crazy dreams. They're so much fun. I'll have to try the vinegar and baking soda. I've been using a plumber's snake - ick. I won't be visiting the Vatican - I'll just look at other peoples' blogged photos :)
What would I never do again? I will never eat meat again.


Unknown said...

I'm glad there was mulitple jks under buying cheap wine!! sometimes it's just what you need!

hmmm something i'll never do again... stay in a shitty hostel in miami - or really visit miami beach again. dodgy little area that one! friend had her travel money card and the shorts that she had accidently left it in stolen.

so happy you're back!

Jaime @ laviejaime said...

lol so true about the Vatican... but the Sistine Chapel is amazing!
Good tip on drain cleaner, thanks! :)

Kara said...

I almost died when I read #3 until I saw the jk at the bottom! Cheap wine is often my savior!!

Something I'll never do again - work 3 jobs while trying to finish school. YUCK.

PorkStar said...

So nice to see you back on the blog!!

Well, one thing I would never do again is having a Blackberry. Why such a random thing to say you ask? If that pic of the starbucks cup is yours and that phone is yours (which has pink coloring, therefore must be a girl's, so I think it's yours... etc etc), I simply thought... well, that is one thing I hope to never have on me again.


Camille said...

most def agree with number one, but I do lovethe vatican and I would visit it again and again :)

Domestic Mamma said...

Why is it no-one wants to ever hear about your dreams, they're are usually way more interesting than real life...lol....Love this post, may have to "borrow" this idea...


Laughing at the comment about buying cheap wine and telling your stories that are one minute. Hilarious...
things I wouldn't do.
have friends just to have friends if they don't add to my life and drain my energy.
2. date someone with major issues
3. take match.com serious. the men on there have some major problems.
4. buy cheap furniture

Slamdunk said...

Oh dance in public for sure. Fortunately, it happened 20 years ago and everyone has forgotten. Some people like me should just never attempt coordinated movements.

I hope things are going well for you.

Panty Buns said...

I just had to stop by with holiday wishes.
Enough time has passed that you must have had a lot of crazy dreams that are mind blowing enough that maybe you could make an exception - I'd love to read about them.
I noticed that even back when you were a 7 year old badass you had great fashion taste.
I'm resolving on this coming New Years Eve to spend a higher percentage of the coming Spring outdoors.
I hope you and The Boy are well, having some wonderful times, a very Merry Christmas, and a fabulous year 2014!!!


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Panty Buns said...

I hope you are alright. It's been quite a while since you've made an appearance. If you've had any crazy dreams lately I hope they were good ones. I miss reading your posts and, of course, the lovely comments you've left on my blog in the past. Best wishes!


Panty Buns said...

Your photos are fabulous! I hope you are well and feel like blogging again sometime soon - please don't let blogging be one of the things you never do again? I miss reading your posts - and the wonderful comments you've left on my blog in the past (thank you!) It's less than two weeks until Saint Patrick's Day. I hope you and The Boy have a very happy one and a delightful Spring!