Ask them the following:
1) Do they like dogs?
2) Do they like Sandra Bullock?
If the answer to either of these questions is 'NO'. Run. Run as fast as you can away from this person.
The Case for Dogs:
|^Up at the cabin with my family dog, Maddie. Dogs = the best companions and make for the most organically fun days.|
Because no one in their right mind doesn't like the joy of a smiling dog whose only goal in life is to greet you, cuddle, be outside and eat food. I've never met anyone in my life who consistently freaks the eff out because I've come back after my 40 second trek to the trash chute. I mean, I'm not worthy of this BUT - Carpe Diem! "HI! You little bubbly, better version of anti-depression pills you, thank you for loving me so much! I missed you too! I'll never leave for 1 minute to go down to the lobby to get the mail ever again! Ever! Oh! And you growl to protect me when you sense danger. Cuddle me at night. And bathe me in kisses when I seem down?". I mean, what's not to like in these perfect creations!?! God must have spent a little more timmmmee on themmm.
The Case for Sandra:
|^You got a problem with Bullock? You got a problem with America.| Image VIA|
Just as lovely is Miss Sandra B who has done no wrong, appeals to all generations and is just a classy, educated, hilarious little sweetheart. You don't even have to be obsessed with her to still be a good person. But anyone who in fact states they don't like her is hiding a huge, vile, dark secret. And I'm not planning on being around when it is unleashed upon the world. It's actually a statistical fact that every serial killer who has ever lived has a childhood history of disparaging remarks against our nation's masterpiece, Sandra Bullock*.
So happy hunting for good people. You're welcome for this helpful information!
*This is false. But seems likely.