1) Commercials when I want to eat.
If I am enjoying a prepared meal as I lounge on the couch, it means that I'm ready to eat that meal now. I will put on something I kinda hate before I choose to sit through five minutes of commercials before getting to something real good. Commercials = waiting to eat. Veto.
2) Troll accounts.
I don't talk anonymous smack to anyone online and haven't done so since I was in 9th grade and it was a sleepover ritual. The only time I'm kinda opinionated to others is on Twitter but at least I own my opinions with my real, true identity. If I can't cop to it as myself, I don't feel it belongs online (just be a nice person for goodness sake!). I'm all for people being brave in their discourse but for the love of all that is good, if you do so with a profile picture of a cartoon animal on an account that was opened 2 days ago: Buh, bye.
3) Gluten-Free anything.
Don't want it. Don't need it. Pass the bread.
4) Filling ice cube trays.
Give me an ice dispenser or give me death! This is largely due to the fact that I'm too uncoordinated to not spill H2O all over the floor as I transfer the tray from the sink to the freezer.
5) Organized tours.
Tour guides are generally really likable and fun so I'm not hating the player, just the game. The game of traveling with a large group of people and waiting around. Count me out.
6) Phone calls.
They scare me.
7) Online "Boutiques" run by the grammatically-impaired.
I think you mean that you just ordered a bunch of cheap crap from China to turn a profit? Boutiques are generally known for being a little more high-end. The term isn't meant to describe an array of copy-cat, polyester blends that have the added bonus of a shipping charge. These have popped-up everrrrywhereeee lately and McKayla is not impressed!
8) Cheap hair ties.
The slow, painful death of working out after you just heard a SNAP and feel all your disgusting hair making its way to your shoulders. Why do bad things happen to good people!?
9) Updating my apps.
I just want to use this now.
What do you not have time for?