Friday, January 8, 2016

Here's What I Know

>>>That gummy bears are better when they're stale.<<<
>>>That the more you travel, the less dumb your Facebook status likely is.<<<
>>>That the definition of insanity is when people smugly ask you "Do you know the definition of insanity?". Yes, we've all heard that stupid quote. Heed your own advice and stop repeating it over and over and over again. You sound insane. ;)<<<
>>>That no one cares about your political opinion. Don't feel bad, no one gives a **** about mine either.<<<
>>>That gay marriage isn't a political issue. I don't feel like it ever was and it certainly isn't anymore. It's a formidable, deeply personal component of people's intimate lives and the fabric of their being. Why it's still being brought up at debates or in the discourse surrounding the current presidential race is deplorable. Give it up. It's done. It no longer (not that it ever did) has anything to do with the people who oppose it. So make like Elsa, get a life, go move to an isolated mountain and<<<
>>>That Jay would be better served to remember that yes, we will watch the same movies every December. He always acts shocked when I want to watch them at Christmas. "'A Christmas Story' again?? We just watched that!" Yes, we did last December and we will this December and again next December ...<<<
>>>That Liam Neeson is a hunk of all hunks. Age be damned. Hunky.<<<
>>>That I buy a lot of cookbooks just due to the gorgeous photography. Pictures make everything better.<<<
>>>That granola bars suck. Don't get me wrong, they're not bad and they always taste okay (I do actually truly enjoy these ones). But do you ever feel satisfied after a granola bar? Are you ever like "I wanted fries really badly but thankfully, I had this sh*tty, tiny granola bar from last summer jammed in the bottom of my backpack and it did the trick with all its oats to curtail that urge." ... That's what I thought. They're like a good, tasty, stupid, forgettable food. Does that make sense? Don't answer that.<<<
>>>That I'm really bad at blow-drying my hair. I go for that salon vibe and generally leave my bathroom looking like THIS. Thankfully, BioSilk has helped right my wrongs since 2002.<<<
Anyway, happy Friday everyone! Not sure what we're gonna do but since January is more wellness-focused, it'll probably include at least a couple things hovering around that. 

Oh goody.

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Ashley Lillis said...

100% agree about Liam Neeson, he just seems to get better with age too! You're also totally right that nobody cares about anybody else's political opinion. I'm already dreading all of the stupid Facebook statuses that come with elections...

Pat Hatt said...

lol yeah, people should stop using that damn quote over and over again. Granola bars aren't that satisfying indeed.

SMD @ lifeaccordingtosteph said...

I'm so bad at blow drying my hair that I don't do it.

I don't know why consensual sex among adults or what people do with their vaginas and wombs is ever a public matter.

I like Kind Bars and a few others...but they are never, ever satisfying. LOL

Kate at Green Fashionista said...

Pictures do make everything better, especially when they're as pretty as your photos! And YES to political opinions, ugh FB is insufferable right now :-P

Happy Friday gurlie <3

Green Fashionista

Kristen @ See You In A Porridge said...

yes Liam Neeson. Also, I suck at blow drying my hair. and yes to granola bars. they are fine, but they don't make me forget the pizza that someone just walked by with. RUDE. also, yes to moving to an isolated mountain. bye felicia.

most importantly, i have never had stale gummy bears. i would say i'd try it, but there is no way i could let gummy bears go stale before i shoved them all in my mouth.

Amy @The Crazy Wise Woman said...

I can blow dry my hair really well but then I can't lift my arms above my head for 2 days. Ugh... people and their FB status updates. I have no patience. I like stale gummy bears soaked in vodka myself!

Kati Rose @ Constantly Seeking Wonder said...

Do you ever really feel satisfied after eating a granola bar? Hahaha that made me laugh. The answer is unfortunately always no. Just give me the fries.

Jax said...

Stale gummy bears? Idk about that But you're so right about gay marriage and lmao at your Elsa reference!