In this heated election season where it's seemingly impossible to go anywhere (whether that's online or an actual place) without hearing sparring opinions, I would like to offer an alternative. Let's discuss something we can all vote YES on: Pineapples. I mean for heaven's sake. Are they not the most scrumptious things in all the land? From their bad*** body armor to their delightful little top hats to their vibrant yellow interior - pineapples are just plain cute. And as the sun continues to shine on us in California and the shorts keep getting shorter and shorter on the mannequins in the window displays, I'm reminded that we're entering the seasonal zone when we can actually incorporate these magical little fruits into our daily flair.
I think I love that slate pineapple sweatshirt a little too much. And I can only imagine how yummy that candle smells. In other news, I probably need to keep my house plenty stocked with candles. The time of year where you can wear flashy pineapples is also the time of year when you burst open your screen door to let the fresh air come in. This undoubtedly will soon result with a few of those flies that fly in a square in your living room - or as I refer to it: The first sign of Spring! Egad. It is a true shame that their insane right angle skills are not better purposed. Like, it'd be great if they could help me hang things level or aide me when I parallel park.
For the love of pineapples and the annoyance of square flies, I bid you a great Thursday!