I really do love a lot of social media platforms. I'd have to say that Instagram, in all its simple & aesthetic glory, is my very favorite. And the one I would let go of if I had to would definitely be Twitter. That's because I'm rarely funny in 140 characters. I need, like, 3 sentences (and for the reader to be three sheets to the wind) for my humor to translate. But sometimes I have tried because frankly, what have I got to lose? And though no one cares about my penned tweets on there, here's some ones that I thought were actually a-okay (Note: If you don't watch "Game of Thrones" many may not make any sense) (Note 2: If you do watch "GOT", many still may not make sense).
When I dumbed-down GOT for all the "Friends" fans
#GOT TRANSLATION OF LAST SCENE FOR 'FRIENDS' FANS[#GameofThrones @Maisie_Williams]— Caitlin (@caitielady08) June 13, 2016
"Finally a girl is no one".
Arya: pic.twitter.com/Sy4DHyHOCp
When I knew what awaits those who don't repent
I bet Hell is a lot of sitting at your desk working while being surrounded by people whose ringtone is the same as your alarm. #omg #why— Caitlin (@caitielady08) March 3, 2016
When I kept it real with the Folgers' commercials
Always touched by Folgers' commercials depicting sweet moments btwn beloved family members who all inherited really s****y taste buds. Aw!— Caitlin (@caitielady08) May 11, 2016
When I wasn't making any sort of joke at all. Not even a little bit.
When your husband laughs at a joke you didn't make. #IWasDeadSerious #BringMeABurrito pic.twitter.com/7YhdC7M7hr— Caitlin (@caitielady08) January 16, 2016
When I could not get a minute of peace
It'd just be nice to have a moment at home w/o my roommate barreling in & asking me what I'm doing.[Sidenote: I'm married. So u do the math]— Caitlin (@caitielady08) April 16, 2016
When I sat next to the politest idiot I had ever met
"Excuse me, Father" said the man next to me at lunch place who doesn't realize that a chef's work outfit looks a lot like a pastor's.— Caitlin (@caitielady08) April 8, 2016
After filling out thirty applications about my dog's background, sexual orientation, job history & attitude for an apartment
Pretty sure every landlord in #SF confuses the word "dog" with "Tyrannosaurus Rex"... #MyDogIsAGoodDog #SFHousing #SanFrancisco— Caitlin (@caitielady08) May 4, 2016
When Hillary's words were trending and made me think of one thing
I can only imagine how much my bank in college (taking care of my forever $35 checking acct balance) wanted to tweet me #DeleteYourAccount— Caitlin (@caitielady08) June 9, 2016
Upon realizing I had married a monster
Husband just spilled my ice water w/ lemon & a straw. Said sorry & brought me back tepid tap water in a wet glass. Kids, stay off #marriage.— Caitlin (@caitielady08) May 21, 2016
When I thought this was a mirror for a quick second
My winter body vibes be like ... #keepingitreal #winter #heygirlhey pic.twitter.com/tyWR2oNSmA— Caitlin (@caitielady08) February 1, 2016
When my marriage was rock-solid trust wise but lacked a bit in the dramatics
You know you're in a trusting relationship when the fight u have after u get on ur spouse's phone is bc u changed their backdrop. #marriage— Caitlin (@caitielady08) February 22, 2016
When we were all so concerned about our friend
Poor #Melisandre as discussed with my brother 👵🏼 #got #gamesofthrones #JonSnow pic.twitter.com/P3EJkvQmHI— Caitlin (@caitielady08) April 25, 2016
When we were all told that dogs hate hugs and all I could think about was how much I don't like a lot of other things
Dogs hate hugs? Well I hate sleeping crumpled in a sad ball at foot of bed bc dog took right, left & middle. We all make sacrifices, dog.— Caitlin (@caitielady08) April 26, 2016
When Theon Greyjoy was decidedly not #FeelingTheBern nor on the #TrumpTrain after a pep talk from ol' sis
Theon Greyjoy be like ... #ImWithHer #GOT #YaraGreyjoy #Greyjoy #gameofthrones #getitgirl #theon pic.twitter.com/LKapqBplSE— Caitlin (@caitielady08) June 6, 2016
^I made that pic. So proud of myself. See also: Needs a life.
After Hodor proved himself to be the truest gentleman & I had no coping mechanism
5:55 PM: Excitedly settling in to watch #GOT (#holdthedoor #hodor)— Caitlin (@caitielady08) May 23, 2016
7:01 PM: pic.twitter.com/uJQjaeyItS
When the Apple vs. Caitlin storage war waged on
When you delete a malfunctioning app & then immediately redownload it, only to be told you're out of space #why pic.twitter.com/7HJYSHYnJM— Caitlin (@caitielady08) April 19, 2016
When I shouldn't get any credit for this one because my friend is just funny
Why I text with Elena #lol #babyonboard pic.twitter.com/w4V8M0rtgY— Caitlin (@caitielady08) March 11, 2016
And as the birds say when they leave one another: Tweet, tweet!
14 comments:
Twitter is not enough room for me. I don't do well there.
I did LOL at some of yours - never the GoT ones, I don't watch so I don't get them. ha
I don't watch GOT so I didn't get all of them but appreciated the Folgers ones haha. And the sitting at the desk one. Ugh! It is hell.
Twitter is a hard platform for me too. To be honest, I creep a lot on social media but rarely post.
Ah twitter! A place I know all to well...
Hahaha at the roommate one...so funny!
lol we sure do put up with bed hogging pets. Poor Hodor. The real idiots are the ones who put the baby on board signs right where it obstructs their view and wonder why they didn't see what they just backed into.
I feel the same way about Twitter, but please don't tell Twitter I said that! And LOL at Ross giving the finger without actually giving it! I need to step up my GoT knowledge. We only just finished season 2!
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Twitter. Argh. Yeah. I'm with you on that. I forget to check Twitter and then when I do I tweet like crazy (or I may drunk tweet - EEEK). Stupid stuff that just falls on deaf ears. HA.
bahahahahahaha! Possibly your randomest post yet Caitlin but love it! :)
This cracked me up!!! Especially the best hash tag ever... #bringmeaburrito I'll totally get on the bandwagon except remove burrito and replace it wit a tomale. Yum!
This cracked me up!!! Especially the best hash tag ever... #bringmeaburrito I'll totally get on the bandwagon except remove burrito and replace it wit a tomale. Yum!
Too funny! I always say I need to put more effort into twitter but then forget about it lol. The politest idiot is my favorite :-)
I am a huge Instagram fan as well! What is your handle? There is an IG link on my page if you wanna connect.
Wishing you a great weekend :)
This is hilarious. My favorite was the Folgers one... because I'm currently drinking Folgers coffee.
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haha do i see a 'twue' in your text with elena? is that an error, or do you all talk like that.. if so, kc and i do too hahaha. if not, ignore me.
you are hilarious! i loved all of these. i am horrible at twitter, rarely on it so i miss all the funny tweets from funny people like yourself.
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